A long long time ago, 2022 years ago...it is a time for Christmas Poem. ⛄️🎄🎅🏻🎁🤶🏻💫☃️
Our teeth are so white
Because we stole the Bethlehem start, which was so bright
Please don't panic
The star was organic
Come on - Be a fat red Santa
And drink our favourite GMO free Fanta
Green People stay please Don't rush
You can get same heart attack
Maybe smoke same hash
This is natural fact
Otherwise to car quickly hop
And buy a lot in the shop
On the way get more plastic food
Cut down trees from the wood
Buy a lot because of Jesus Christ
Politics say there is no more in Ireland finance crisis
Remember better to loose money then teeth
Politics always have been such a nice thief
Spend a lot on the Henry and Grafton Street
Instead of getting something healthy to eat
Can you be clever?
No, this is forever
After we will cut off your wages
Have been like this for ages
Everything before Christmas is all right
With us you can't really flight
So follow again this golden rule
Because nobody wants to be fool
And if you during Christmas get fat
Always in New Year you can jump on yoga mat
System goes on and on
So do not switch it off
Do not think
Even if in your mind there is a little ring ring
Follow mass
Go to mass
Enjoy being fool
Especially you with an atheist mood
Hypocriticism is our nation-state
So do not be late
Run run Antonio
Buy buy Pinocchio
You had been a bad smelly dog
And indeed you slime like a nasty frog
Oh oh oh Merry Christmas
Better to do with other dudes' business
Mama Italian boy
Is worst than an Irish toxic Roy
Jesus keeps on you his true eye
Forever Bye Bye
Be careful what you do
Because on Halloween will be big boo
For your sleazy lies
You will turn into "American Pie"
You are just a Jerk
And this poem makes a good smirk
Jesus keeps on you his true eye
Forever Bye Bye
Amen
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